Here a bunch of subjects that tell the story… Read the manual - even if it’s called something else.
- Okay if “Ads by Google” is not entirely showing?
No, it’s not OK - How do i create a webpage to post adsenses on
Read some HTML tutorials - do i need my own website to post ads?, i cant publish ads in other websites?
What do you think? - clicking on the ads on my site doesnt do anything. doesnt load up the ad sites. why.
Why indeed - Where or what ad do clicks come from ?
The click Fairy - My cost per click is too low. How to increase it?
Add some original content!
And the Darwin Award goes to: Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: AdSense Call center, AdSense TOS
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Talk about automated scam attempts, the site is a fake newspaper, they redirect you around to different scam operations and when you try to leave or close the page you get multiple pop up to make you stay and get scammed. I talked to a nice bot they have, not a very intelligent AI and if it was human it’s definitely blonder than me and an IQ the size of their shoe size and it had very small feet.
Here is how the conversation went until IT hung up on me - how rude. Maybe I should charge $0.98 for the first 7 seconds. This Jenny reminds me of my ex, maybe it is since it wouldn’t shut up.
Jenny Says: HEY WAIT! I have just been authorized to give you a CHAT ONLY DISCOUNT! CLICK HERE now to get $0.99 shipping!
Jenny Says: Just type ‘HI’ or ‘Hello’ in the space below to let me know you are there.
Jenny Says:Anyone with a computer and basic typing skills can earn up to $250-943 per day!
Jenny Says: Whenever you are ready, just type ‘HI’ or ‘HELLO’ and we can get started…
You: duh
Jenny Says: This amazing offer is only available through this chat and for a limited time. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this deal.
You: nope
Jenny Says: Remember, this offer for a CHAT ONLY discount is available for a limited time only. It may not be available tomorrow. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this $0.99 shipping offer now!
You: I need a credit card to continue
Jenny Says: We are proud to accept VISA, MASTERCARD, and valid checking accounts.
You: no, no - wrong. Consulting fee is 79.90 a minute after 5 stupid comments
Jenny Says: OK to end the CHAT simply CLICK on the “X” in the upper right.
So Jenny hung up on me, I have no idea why. maybe something is missing in its love life, let’s see if that’s it. Stay tuned for conversation number two. Don’t continue reading if the word “sex” offends you since that is all we talk about and the $0.99 kind of that is kinda boring. I got it’s phone number several times so - I’m good. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: googleworkstoday.com, Web Money Training, WebMoneyTraining
BIGTED1969, you hit the nail on the head, the award is not for you but for the eager beavers out there…
I dont have a website, and Im not very good on the web, in fact I dont even use email…..
can I earn £1000’s using adsense and can someone else do all the work for me please? thank you.no spammers
oh go on then just one of you at a time though
And I like to be the center…
Bigted…need help here on this http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/AdSense/thread?tid=2e6eb9f094b1ac80&hl=en&fid=2e6eb9f094b1ac80000471a6a371d204
I need a Sharps .50 cal…
We are all keeping our money, read the “Google AdSense Program Policies” and stop clicking the ads.
Here’s your sign:
I’m just getting started and wanting to earn some money. I started yesterday and by the end of the day had almost $20.00 so I started some for today and got up to $9.00 and then the very next time I checked my account my balance was 0. Can anyone tell me what happened? and How I can make more money? Is there a limit on how many adds I can click on in a day? I think I made someone mad….
How I can make more money? Is there a limit on how many adds I can click on in a day?
Yeah, none…
This gets my nomination for a AdSense Darwin Award.
Nomination accepted, entry made
Oh, now this is rich…obviously, it’s well know that if one uses traffic generating scams to get impressions and/or clicks on their sites, it’s a violation of the policies of the program, and many have been disabled for it.
So, along comes this rocket scientist that wants to put ads on a web site that offers a traffic scam service.
Of course, since it’s real people looking at the site, they claim it’s genuine, however, since they are only looking for the minimum time necessary to get their credit so their link will be shown to somebody else, well, it’s not genuine, it’s incentivized, and a violation.
To quote Bill Engvall (who people say I look like, actually), Here’s your sign…
The secret is out, Google AdSense is releasing the new “New Google Adsense Metaphysical Contact Center“
The new Google Adsense Metaphysical Contact Center
With the advent of Google Earth and Google Streetview Google has now the ability to observe the world and the actions of people in real time. In order to improve the communication with the Google Adsense Team, the Adsense department will institute the new Google Adsense Metaphysical Contact System.
In order to access this system all you need to do is follow the following steps.
Tags: AdSense Help, Free Money
How many times do we have to see sure-fire Darwin winners sit on the AdSense support forums and plan out their defrauding of Google and ask what would work and what wouldn’t.
Most recently somebody has been on the forums stating his account had been banned, and if he could use a friends account. After hearing that would put his friends account at risk he asks if he could use a different email address and different city for the address.
After being told that is against the TOS and that each person is allowed a single account, if it’s banned, he’s done.
To that he asks if he could get an account in a friend’s name and address.
Bear in mind all this is being asked ON THE GOOGLE FORUM.
Darwin is all about natural selection, sadly, there are many volunteers.
Now this is my first post on ADA, but you’ll get it why I couldn’t resist posting this time. I found this guy by following a comment link on the official Inside AdSense blog.
Here’s his original post: earning from google adsense
(beware that his English is worse than mine :-))
The image he made to thank adsense
And his video on youtube made for the same pupose (worshiping adsense):
Tags: AdSense
Checking server logs today I found all kind of entries in the error log including some exploit tries that I listed as the subject line. Those where the most frequent attempts and the IP’s involved are listed below:
I have entries for:
phpbb portal remote file include (I don’t use phpbb) exploit:
206.220.40.8
several entries for errors.php in different folders from:
212.227.60.81
62.87.154.41
83.220.144.232
92.48.83.200
trying different locations for an iframe script injection calling
images trying to inject Attacker-supplied HTML and script code…
212.43.8.1
79.131.116.17
83.103.40.171
85.74.149.182
90.196.141.224
This is not an ASP server - dummy
86.47.47.190
96.232.83.140
Looking for signup, login pages in different no existent folders on server
80.86.83.28
- Nigerian hacker (ok - just a wannabe) another iframe script injection but the script is broken - should I tell him?
41.211.232.39
Why are this ip looking for bug log pages in random location on my server - 16 tries in two days
67.159.30.246
On another note - crawl-1.cuill.com fix your crawler or cease and desist - it’s got to be the dumbest bot around
I didn’t bother listing the poor souls in China looking for an unlisted proxy, I hope they find one 
I’m adding a mod_rewrite to send the offenders to a search on “example.com” from now on.
Tags: errors.php, expoits, script injection
Check out the New Blog for AdSense Help Forum it is a place where the AdSensePro’s will keep you updated on the changes made to the peer to peer support and you will even see Pro support there.
The New AdSense Help Forum is a big improvement over the the old style forum, I do not like everything and I hope that there will be some improvements. I started an “AdSense Forum Fedback” tread that is seing some traffic and some of the suggestions made there are already implemented. If you came here looking for help on AdSense I suggest you visit the new forum and have a chat, ask a question or just plain hang out.
See you there and have fun. 
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