Can everyone Click on my ads please!

Here’s this weeks clear winner of another AdSense Darvin Award.

I am the king of adsence!
From: I am the king of adsence!
Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:33:42 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Oct 16 2008 11:33 pm
Subject: Can everyone Click on my ads please!
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K everyone who is reading this should go to my site which is called
www.getyourselfadvertised.synthasite.com and click on my ads. if you
do this for me i myself and all my friends will do this for your site
in return. Now you are very cool if you do this and i very much
appreciate your finnancial help. Thank you!

And some of the replies where everything from amused, serious to you gotta be kidding…

(1)you have got to be kidding.
I hate to believe someone is dumb enough to ask that here.

(2)you cant tell people to click on you ads, you should only promote your
site, if they are interested in you ads they will!

(3)I thought at first this must be someone organizing a click attack on
some unsuspecting publisher. But after viewing the site i began to
think this guy is really into this.

(4)Learning.

(5)I say we all go click his ads a lot!

(6)I.. I just don’t know what to say… IDIOT!

(7)Ha… words taken from his site: ” I think it would be really cool of
you to click on some of the ads on this site so i can make a slight
amount of income.” Hahahahaha

(8)Another classic quote…
…and when i get it i will click on your ads. Tanks alot. It is
rerally easy allo you do is open a ad  in a new tab and then when it
loads simply close the darn thing and go on with your day…

(9)You bang an old lady to the back, take her bag and then go with your
day. That sounds easy too, anybody?

And of course our winner had his day in the sun responding to all the comments made and here are the classic winning replies that granted immortality in the AdSense Darwin Awards chronicles.

(1)why is that dumb if it works and everyone actually listens and does
something as easy as clicking a  link then it would be smart now
wouldnt it?
There fore your dumb because i truuly dont give a crap about what a
looser likie yourself thinks about my idea. Besides i dont really care
much about this whole adsence thing anyway it doesnt matter to me
whatsoever i put that web page together in like 10 minutes so why dont
you just shut your lips.

(2)Ya but this is far more faster and if i click on your site and you
click on mine then that would be alot more handy would it not? Rather
then actually taking the time to put an actual good site together that
nobody will actually visit in the first place.

(3)wow your actually probably the smartest most out of the box person
here becaue everyone else is pretty much a totla square. If you
actually want to go with the plan tell me your site and ill click on a
wack of ads for ya.

(4)Wow k first of all ypour probably one of those losers who put all
theitr spare time into a site to make barely any money. I truly dont
give a care about any of this and i have a job that actually makes
money. I put this site together for fun and dont care what you think.
You probably have no life and spend all your time upgrading your site
and trying to get people to look at it.

(5)wow is this how you get your laughs by looking at peoples sites and
beaking them you should probably get a job and perhaps a life, hell
maybe you should get laid while your at it

(6)wow your pretty hilarious are you a stand up comic cause that if it
were a joke was not funny at all i dont think anybody will ever laugh
at something that stupid

I have to agree with the next statement, I think “I am the king of adsence” believes that money grows on trees:

You’re really serious about this?

Perhaps you didn’t read the terms and conditions when you signed up.
You are forbidden to ask anyone to click on your ads.  It cheats the
advertisers who pay for every click, and if everyone here did go and
click on your site, your account would be disabled very rapidly.

I am amazed your ads are still showing, a day after you suggested this
cheating idea.  I doubt if they will for long.

I am the king of adsence!

“Here’s your sign”

The Here’s your sign quote is all Bill Engvall the comedian: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here%27s_Your_Sign

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