I didn’t actually get the massage, I got some ribbing and I found another site where Google AdSense code seems to be implemented correctly and still no ads are showing.

Description of this week are as follows: only continue if you don’t know how useless it is reading on.

I have a website, I’m clueless about maintaining it and code, what is code - I do crosswords when they have the kind with 3 letter words and pictures. That wasn’t nice but that is how my brain registers a lot of the posts and there are times that a question don’t make any sense what so ever (just like my posts here) and answering a question turns into a question to see what the “drive by” poster are trying to get at. Drive by poster by definition is a person who asks a question, hit’s refresh and “by golly, nobody answered”, when I IM my brainless friends they chatter as soon as I put the brain in… uuuh, turn on the computer, cellphone… whatever you get what I mean ;)

This inaction for more than 10 seconds will trigger either post after post in their own topic and DONT FORGET THE SHOUTING or they will scroll down the page and in any post they see they will add: “the same thing happend to me (yesterday / today / tomorrow) you pick what fits.

Then some questions without the form letter pasted in makes sense, hey this person is really looking for an answer, they actually asked a question!

Checking out the site they gave in the post and nothing glaring so check out the validation, validate the css, look at it with a screen reader, check site:url.com in Google etc.

With nothing glaring wrong it’s a guess work so post a link to the w3c.org validator and the css validator and tell them to clean up the markup and styling. Most of the times you get a thank you, wow, I’m fixing it right now. Other times you get “That’s not what’s wrong”, if you know the “bleep” that is not what’s wrong without fixing it, why the h3ll did you ask. Did you think we would look at your sorry a$s website and say, gosh by golly Google is so wrong banning your sorry as$ copycat site.

Some of the times the fault is our own; because those of us who answer the questions can’t put the answer in layman terms or the answer have to be a whole sentence where the only word with less than three or less letters are “I”, “we”, and “you” …

Soggy, very soggy

If you read this far, have a nice weekend. Don’t worry about the time wasted on reading this entry - you will never get it back - it’s time gone from the rest of your life :)

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3 Responses to “massage to Nils”

  1. haha, and I really thought you GOT A MASSAGE! ahahah -Raw

  2. Nils’s wife rejected the application for massage… Must have been “type of page” issue.

  3. Hey guys, would you care to try new site i’m still testing? There’s some keyword data already availabe. I would appreciate if you let me know what you think if this may be of any use to anybody.

    http://www.keylords.com

    Email me tj(at)that_domain to get an account if interested.

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