The secret is out, Google AdSense is releasing the new “New Google Adsense Metaphysical Contact Center“
The new Google Adsense Metaphysical Contact Center
With the advent of Google Earth and Google Streetview Google has now the ability to observe the world and the actions of people in real time. In order to improve the communication with the Google Adsense Team, the Adsense department will institute the new Google Adsense Metaphysical Contact System.
In order to access this system all you need to do is follow the following steps.
3 Once the Google Adsense team has received your request it will be processed
2 Once you have performed these actions a Google satellite will focus its sensors on you
1 As the Google satellites are always observing your actions, you need to signal the satellite in order to communicate with Google.
Free money from the tooth fairy…
Tags: AdSense Help, Free Money
December 9th, 2008 at 6:26 am
That was an awesomely funny post.
December 9th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Ha! And to think that naked people tanning themselves in Google Earth wasn’t enough… Maybe now we’ll see who’s stealing my Newspaper! -Raw