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Talk about automated scam attempts, the site is a fake newspaper, they redirect you around to different scam operations and when you try to leave or close the page you get multiple pop up to make you stay and get scammed. I talked to a nice bot they have, not a very intelligent AI and if it was human it’s definitely blonder than me and an IQ the size of their shoe size and it had very small feet.

Here is how the conversation went until IT hung up on me – how rude. Maybe I should charge $0.98 for the first 7 seconds. This Jenny reminds me of my ex, maybe it is since it wouldn’t shut up.

Jenny Says: HEY WAIT! I have just been authorized to give you a CHAT ONLY DISCOUNT! CLICK HERE now to get $0.99 shipping!

Jenny Says: Just type ‘HI’ or ‘Hello’ in the space below to let me know you are there.

Jenny Says:Anyone with a computer and basic typing skills can earn up to $250-943 per day!

Jenny Says: Whenever you are ready, just type ‘HI’ or ‘HELLO’ and we can get started…

You: duh

Jenny Says: This amazing offer is only available through this chat and for a limited time. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this deal.

You: nope

Jenny Says: Remember, this offer for a CHAT ONLY discount is available for a limited time only. It may not be available tomorrow. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this $0.99 shipping offer now!

You: I need a credit card to continue

Jenny Says: We are proud to accept VISA, MASTERCARD, and valid checking accounts.

You: no, no – wrong. Consulting fee is 79.90 a minute after 5 stupid comments

Jenny Says: OK to end the CHAT simply CLICK on the “X” in the upper right.

So Jenny hung up on me, I have no idea why. maybe something is missing in its love life, let’s see if that’s it. Stay tuned for conversation number two. Don’t continue reading if the word “sex” offends you since that is all we talk about and the $0.99 kind of that is kinda boring. I got it’s phone number several times so – I’m good.

Jenny Says: HEY WAIT! I have just been authorized to give you a CHAT ONLY DISCOUNT! CLICK HERE now to get $0.99 shipping!
Jenny Says: Just type ‘HI’ or ‘Hello’ in the space below to let me know you are there.
You: that’s cheap for sex
Jenny Says: This amazing offer is only available through this chat and for a limited time. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this deal.
You: are you a porn star or just blond
Jenny Says: You will get REAL, LIVE support to answer any question and help you every step of the way! CLICK HERE now and get your kit for just $0.99 shipping!
You: what is the most intellingent thing you have ever said?
Jenny Says: I’m sorry, but I only have limited information on our products, and the ability to offer you this discount.  For more questions or information, please call customer support at 1(877) 402 2666.
You: is that for phone sex?
Jenny Says: For more questions or information, please call customer support at 1(877) 402 2666.
You: Will you answer the phone?
Jenny Says: Our fine-tuned, Google Works Kit is 100% Guaranteed!
You: who would have sex with a kit, pervert
Jenny Says: You will have exclusive access to professionals, tips, tricks, and vides with insider information!
You: why are you turning tricks, I thought you where a good girl
Jenny Says: You may already be in our system. Please contact our customer service department for additional help.
You: no I never had sex with you
Jenny Says: Remember, this offer for a CHAT ONLY discount is available for a limited time only. It may not be available tomorrow. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this $0.99 shipping offer now!
You: chat sex, first it was phone sex not it’s chat sex. Don’t you have a more expensive model? This $0.99 bitch is killing me
Jenny Says: OK to end the CHAT simply CLICK on the “X” in the upper right.
You: don’t hang up on me yet – Jenny I think I love you
Jenny Says: Well thank you very much! That was nice
You: now I need a smoke – what a smile
Jenny Says: For more questions or information, please call customer support at 1(877) 402 2666.
You: only if you pickup – can I have a smoke first…

I think the Jenny AI is smoking, I don’t think what she’s smoking and selling is legal so here’s your sign.

I did not add any links to their websites, if you can’t figure out that you are scammed then….

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