Lucky 13

*ankitsrivastava629@*rediffmail.com

*ankit4785@*rediffmail.com

*ankit.srivasthava@*rediffmail.com

*srivastava152@*gmail.com

*srivastavaankit13@*yahoo.com

*wwatterse@*gmail.com

*madeijuis@*gmail.com

*serrukkeu@*gmail.com

*dirlammaura160@*gmail.com

*ditzenenid530@*gmail.com

*saiankit986@*gmail.com

these all are my email id..

too earn more i have created my account with same name but with diff address.

is there any chance for my account to get banned..

all the accounts have crossed 100$..

Kindly help me with this.

is there any chance that google will know about this.

i used some tricks to get this account approved.

and i still create and sell accounts to others..

i used different email id.. but all are of same name …

plz help me with this issue.

i should get more than 1000$ from google.

plz help me with this…

Hmmm! what is the consensus for this, do we agree that money should change hands?????????

Good luck with collecting that money.

Not sounding to promising, any other opinions? Not sure if this is it… yes it is… Here’s your award nomination…

“is there any chance that google will know about this”

Mmm, probably not ~ unless you’re stupid enough to post the question on a Google forum.

D'oh!

I think your nomination is strong, you have 9 months to wait and see if you are the winner or just another contender. Good luck while in the “selection of the fittest” barrel. 10 million sperm and yours hit goal… was it luck or multiple copies?

They dragged me kicking and screaming into the arena and I left in a dace… Sorry is for losers and until December 31 you are a winner. Looking forward to your follow up and if you are lucky I may add some additional drivel to this post. If you are still reading this thread you “seriously” need to step away from the computer since it seems like you have no life at all. This is not how you spend your day at work or home, get a life.. OK!

Hello Can i Use Proxy Server to Click my own ads

Hello i was click my ads my adsense account was banned i think the adsense is scam he banned 90% account which are totally true the Proxy server is Bad or NOT…

Looking at the question I think the user is claiming that there is no way to prove the click was done by “him / her / it” since they where using a proxy… Let’s see what the consensus it on the forum.

1. No, you cannot use a proxy server to click your own ads.
2. Whats the betting someone told you / you read somewhere that if you clicked on your ads through a proxy server it would be OK
3. Google doesn’t necessarily base thier decision to ban your account, by the IP that clicks that ad.  They have a good idea of how many clicks you should get, per impressions.  Basically, if everytime you get an impression, you’re also getting a click, they know you’re scamming them.  Real ads only get get clicks maybe once or twice, in 1000 views.  You’re defrauding the system.  The advertisers are paying for their ads to be seen by real people.  Not clicked by someone who has no interest in their ads/product, and is only looking to earn income.

   Please ensure you read the AdSense Terms of Service, there are extensive sections about this.

4. I kinda find it funny when somebody admits they did something wrong and then tries to back up the bad behavior by saying there was no way that Google could have known it was them because they used a proxy.
5. Proxy server is Bad or NOT..

   In and of itself, a proxy server is not necessarily bad. What you do with one could be bad.

   i was click my ads my adsense account

   This would be the “Bad” thing, and what got you disabled.

   i think the adsense is scam

   YOU think ADSENSE is the scam?   Sooooo, the fact that you clicked on your own ads? THAT would be the actual scam here, not Adsense.
   ———————–
   God…is the world made up of idiots?  Oh…no wait…it’s almost the full the moon (that must be it right…nobody can be this dense)

6. You’ve heard of ESL (English as a Second Language)?
   Well this is ATL (Adsense as a Third Language).
   First they have to read their version of the policies in their language and hope nothing is lost in translation, then they have to understand what it means, and then they have to apply that to their websites.
   So while I’d probably agree with you on the surface people do sometimes appear to be idiots, seeing the broken English tells me something might not be getting across too clearly. I tend to tell people when I see poor English to post their questions in their own forum for their language. It’s hard enough to figure everything out with what limited information the publisher gives or can give, so when they can’t speak the language correctly, I usually just give up.
7. I agree to an extent.  I would think it’d be common knowledge that you can’t click your own ads repeatedly.  If you could… wouldn’t everyone do it and just sit at home and get paid?  A basic understanding of what AdSense actually is (which this person HAS to have if they actually went to apply for it) should dictate enough of a skill set to understand that this is clearly not what this program is intended for.  Especially if the person was using proxies.  He knew well enough that he would need to use them.  Why?  Because he was trying to defraud the system.

And we are waiting for OP’s reply to this enjyable conversation – a little one sided because his only entry was the original statement…

how can i change payee name
from my daughter to my son name

OK, why would you change payee name from your daughter to your son – isn’t the account your daughters?

Dear Friends
my daughter live in other address she dosent have any adsense account new
so how can i apply in the same mailing address
it is better if i allow only the change of her name to my son name

How did we become friends – everyone is telling you it’s not allowed to change payee name…

What is the easy way to start my new account on my son name
because i am beginner and i cannot open easily new account
so can you help me to get new account
easy way

Why don’t your son just apply his own account?

what hard work i did for blog making that takes more time to make it
and more things i would like to share by this way to global students
if i get good response from you it will be pleasure for me.

HUH, we are back to your hard work again – did you forget to take your smart pill this morning? Your Daughters account is her account and your sons account is his account and your account is non existent (why is that)!

Dear sir i have Adsense account that payee name is my daughter
but now a days i like to change due to her marriage so for my will purpose i would like to change on my son name
can i do change the name directly
or i have to take permisssion
what is the permission process

You don’t have an AdSense account where your daughter is payee – that is her account…

This is one reason why AdSense don’t allow changing of payee name…

My favorite reply of the day

Sometimes I just wish I could reach through my monitor and smack a person…..sheesh!
Just create a God Damned new account in your son’s name and quit bothering us!

Can I Add Official Music Video Clips From Artist Channels on Youtube to my channel to show Ads on my Channel?

What do you think? Lets reverse this question, you worked day and night to create and paid for a Music Video Clip… would you give up all rights to it and let everyone have a go at it while sucking away your profit… Instead of you putting your AdSense code on your sites, why don’t you let every joe blow who signs up for their own MFA AdSense account to put their code on your site instead of your AdSense code…. Heres your sign.

I’m just picking on you so I heisted this from the thread!

So you’re saying you want to make money using someone else’s work?

What do you think?

I wonder what I would think – lets hear what the “operator” (can’t call it publisher because they just want content) says:

never meant that i just need content for my blog or flixya page
and i love entertainment and i don’t see it’s something bad to add official music video clips that already show for free on public for people who visit youtube channels so why not i have some of this music at my blog!
and add this songs to my channel on youtube to show ads on this videos for people who watch this videos on my blog it’s not a bad thing
I need just an exact answer please for my question? am i able to add official music videos to my blog or not? then if that able to add ads on this videos? that’s all thank you

I need just an exact answer… can I say “No Stupid, you can’t do that” would that be politically incorrect or unheard off.. I don’t know and to be honest I don’t care what the lazy bum thinks…

Here’s your sign buddy.

Just a little note to the spammers reading this – love ya… you got me some nice unique new IP’s in the honey pot So here is my “Project Honey Pot Refer a friend” Link http://www.projecthoneypot.org/refer_a_friend.php if you would like to help slow the spammers down. as of this post there where 41,649 spam comments added to this award dealing site.  Keep up the good work… I have been catching spammers since 2004 with unspam http://www.unspam.com/

There are six books:

1. Adsense Arbitrage – Make Thousands with Google Adsense
2. adwords-black-book
3. GoogleCash – Using Google AdWords 3.1
4. AdSense BlackHat Edition
5. Google Money Pro 2 Review-Site-Guide
6. Make Easy Money with Google ~ Using the AdSense Advertising Program

Hope these help you with Adsense!
Please download as free user.

Number 1 is my favorite, I wonder if this user read the TOS… Arbitrage is illegal. Close 2 is a tossup between adwords black-book and Google cash (cow) I think that was a cow spammer or maybe it was just another scammer trying to get away with some AdSense blackhat crap.

I should put a count down to see how long it takes for ads to be gone. I’m waiting for the next AdSense Help forum post bitching because they spent 23,000.00 to make 12,000.00 before they where banned…

I guess we nominated you for an AdSense Darwin Award….

1. Okay if “Ads by Google” is not entirely showing?
   No, it’s not OK
2. How do i create a webpage to post adsenses on
   Read some HTML tutorials
3. do i need my own website to post ads?, i cant publish ads in other websites?
   What do you think?
4. clicking on the ads on my site doesnt do anything. doesnt load up the ad sites. why.
   Why indeed
5. Where or what ad do clicks come from ?
   The click Fairy
6. My cost per click is too low. How to increase it?
   Add some original content!

And the Darwin Award goes to:

Stop calling me

I don’t know why, but your freaking people keep calling me ten times a day.  I filled-out an AdSense account form, but never completed it.  Now, I’m getting ten calls every day.  They don’t even speak when I answer. THIS IS HARRASSMENT!  STOP CALLING ME!  STOP EFFING CALLING ME!!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!

I’m going to start a petition to sue Google AdSense if this problem continues.  And you know that it really blows hard that you jerks won’t even answer when I call you back to ask you to stop calling…and you don’t even post a phone number that I can call for help.

STOP CALLING ME!!!

And the bast answer to that statement is:

Some people are just so ungrateful. On the board heer we have 100′s of people desperately wanting to get in contact with Google and you complain that they keep calling you.

Heres what to do, set yourself up as a  call center. Get people with Google problems to contact you and then charge a small fee to fix their problems when Google ring you again.

However you may quickly find that you are either the victim of a practical joke, or just being targeted by some scam company.

Have a nice day in AdSense land

Talk about automated scam attempts, the site is a fake newspaper, they redirect you around to different scam operations and when you try to leave or close the page you get multiple pop up to make you stay and get scammed. I talked to a nice bot they have, not a very intelligent AI and if it was human it’s definitely blonder than me and an IQ the size of their shoe size and it had very small feet.

Here is how the conversation went until IT hung up on me – how rude. Maybe I should charge $0.98 for the first 7 seconds. This Jenny reminds me of my ex, maybe it is since it wouldn’t shut up.

Jenny Says: HEY WAIT! I have just been authorized to give you a CHAT ONLY DISCOUNT! CLICK HERE now to get $0.99 shipping!

Jenny Says: Just type ‘HI’ or ‘Hello’ in the space below to let me know you are there.

Jenny Says:Anyone with a computer and basic typing skills can earn up to $250-943 per day!

Jenny Says: Whenever you are ready, just type ‘HI’ or ‘HELLO’ and we can get started…

You: duh

Jenny Says: This amazing offer is only available through this chat and for a limited time. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this deal.

You: nope

Jenny Says: Remember, this offer for a CHAT ONLY discount is available for a limited time only. It may not be available tomorrow. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this $0.99 shipping offer now!

You: I need a credit card to continue

Jenny Says: We are proud to accept VISA, MASTERCARD, and valid checking accounts.

You: no, no – wrong. Consulting fee is 79.90 a minute after 5 stupid comments

Jenny Says: OK to end the CHAT simply CLICK on the “X” in the upper right.

So Jenny hung up on me, I have no idea why. maybe something is missing in its love life, let’s see if that’s it. Stay tuned for conversation number two. Don’t continue reading if the word “sex” offends you since that is all we talk about and the $0.99 kind of that is kinda boring. I got it’s phone number several times so – I’m good.

Jenny Says: HEY WAIT! I have just been authorized to give you a CHAT ONLY DISCOUNT! CLICK HERE now to get $0.99 shipping!
Jenny Says: Just type ‘HI’ or ‘Hello’ in the space below to let me know you are there.
You: that’s cheap for sex
Jenny Says: This amazing offer is only available through this chat and for a limited time. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this deal.
You: are you a porn star or just blond
Jenny Says: You will get REAL, LIVE support to answer any question and help you every step of the way! CLICK HERE now and get your kit for just $0.99 shipping!
You: what is the most intellingent thing you have ever said?
Jenny Says: I’m sorry, but I only have limited information on our products, and the ability to offer you this discount.  For more questions or information, please call customer support at 1(877) 402 2666.
You: is that for phone sex?
Jenny Says: For more questions or information, please call customer support at 1(877) 402 2666.
You: Will you answer the phone?
Jenny Says: Our fine-tuned, Google Works Kit is 100% Guaranteed!
You: who would have sex with a kit, pervert
Jenny Says: You will have exclusive access to professionals, tips, tricks, and vides with insider information!
You: why are you turning tricks, I thought you where a good girl
Jenny Says: You may already be in our system. Please contact our customer service department for additional help.
You: no I never had sex with you
Jenny Says: Remember, this offer for a CHAT ONLY discount is available for a limited time only. It may not be available tomorrow. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this $0.99 shipping offer now!
You: chat sex, first it was phone sex not it’s chat sex. Don’t you have a more expensive model? This $0.99 bitch is killing me
Jenny Says: OK to end the CHAT simply CLICK on the “X” in the upper right.
You: don’t hang up on me yet – Jenny I think I love you
Jenny Says: Well thank you very much! That was nice
You: now I need a smoke – what a smile
Jenny Says: For more questions or information, please call customer support at 1(877) 402 2666.
You: only if you pickup – can I have a smoke first…

I think the Jenny AI is smoking, I don’t think what she’s smoking and selling is legal so here’s your sign.

I did not add any links to their websites, if you can’t figure out that you are scammed then….

I dont have a website, and Im not very good on the web, in fact I dont even use email…..
can I earn £1000′s using adsense and can someone else do all the work for me please? thank you.

no spammers

oh go on then just one of you at a time though

And I like to be the center…

Bigted…need help here on this http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/AdSense/thread?tid=2e6eb9f094b1ac80&hl=en&fid=2e6eb9f094b1ac80000471a6a371d204

I need a Sharps .50 cal…

Here’s your sign:

I’m just getting started and wanting to earn some money. I started yesterday and by the end of the day had almost $20.00  so I started some for today and got up to $9.00 and then the very next time I checked my account my balance was 0. Can anyone tell me what happened? and How I can make more money? Is there a limit on how  many adds I can click on in a day? I think I made someone mad….

How I can make more money? Is there a limit on how  many adds I can click on in a day?

Yeah, none…

This gets my nomination for a AdSense Darwin Award.

Nomination accepted, entry made

So, along comes this rocket scientist that wants to put ads on a web site that offers a traffic scam service.

Of course, since it’s real people looking at the site, they claim it’s genuine, however, since they are only looking for the minimum time necessary to get their credit so their link will be shown to somebody else, well, it’s not genuine, it’s incentivized, and a violation.

To quote Bill Engvall (who people say I look like, actually), Here’s your sign…