The secret is out, Google AdSense is releasing the new “New Google Adsense Metaphysical Contact Center“
The new Google Adsense Metaphysical Contact Center
With the advent of Google Earth and Google Streetview Google has now the ability to observe the world and the actions of people in real time. In order to improve the communication with the Google Adsense Team, the Adsense department will institute the new Google Adsense Metaphysical Contact System.
In order to access this system all you need to do is follow the following steps.
Tags: AdSense Help, Free Money
How many times do we have to see sure-fire Darwin winners sit on the AdSense support forums and plan out their defrauding of Google and ask what would work and what wouldn’t.
Most recently somebody has been on the forums stating his account had been banned, and if he could use a friends account. After hearing that would put his friends account at risk he asks if he could use a different email address and different city for the address.
After being told that is against the TOS and that each person is allowed a single account, if it’s banned, he’s done.
To that he asks if he could get an account in a friend’s name and address.
Bear in mind all this is being asked ON THE GOOGLE FORUM.
Darwin is all about natural selection, sadly, there are many volunteers.
Now this is my first post on ADA, but you’ll get it why I couldn’t resist posting this time. I found this guy by following a comment link on the official Inside AdSense blog.
Here’s his original post: earning from google adsense
(beware that his English is worse than mine
)
The image he made to thank adsense

And his video on youtube made for the same pupose (worshiping adsense):
Tags: AdSense
Checking server logs today I found all kind of entries in the error log including some exploit tries that I listed as the subject line. Those where the most frequent attempts and the IP’s involved are listed below:
I have entries for:
phpbb portal remote file include (I don’t use phpbb) exploit:
206.220.40.8
several entries for errors.php in different folders from:
212.227.60.81
62.87.154.41
83.220.144.232
92.48.83.200
trying different locations for an iframe script injection calling
images trying to inject Attacker-supplied HTML and script code…
212.43.8.1
79.131.116.17
83.103.40.171
85.74.149.182
90.196.141.224
This is not an ASP server – dummy
86.47.47.190
96.232.83.140
Looking for signup, login pages in different no existent folders on server
80.86.83.28
- Nigerian hacker (ok – just a wannabe) another iframe script injection but the script is broken – should I tell him?
41.211.232.39
Why are this ip looking for bug log pages in random location on my server – 16 tries in two days
67.159.30.246
On another note – crawl-1.cuill.com fix your crawler or cease and desist – it’s got to be the dumbest bot around
I didn’t bother listing the poor souls in China looking for an unlisted proxy, I hope they find one
I’m adding a mod_rewrite to send the offenders to a search on “example.com” from now on.
Tags: errors.php, expoits, script injection
Check out the New Blog for AdSense Help Forum it is a place where the AdSensePro’s will keep you updated on the changes made to the peer to peer support and you will even see Pro support there.
The New AdSense Help Forum is a big improvement over the the old style forum, I do not like everything and I hope that there will be some improvements. I started an “AdSense Forum Fedback” tread that is seing some traffic and some of the suggestions made there are already implemented. If you came here looking for help on AdSense I suggest you visit the new forum and have a chat, ask a question or just plain hang out.
See you there and have fun.
I love posts that are short and to the point, but only if they give enough information to actually allow people to help them.
Case in point, one clever and helpful poster left us this post, with the title of “No Earning with my Adsenae Account” we get asked “I noticed that for over a year now, I have not earn a dime from my Adsense account why?”
My immediate thought was that given his grasp of proper spelling and accurate and informative analytical skills, he should easily be able to figure out the problem for himself, which is what I presume he went on to do since he left us with no URL to view or details about why it took him a year to ask in the first place, since most people whine after their first click if it’s not paid.
Then we have the next poor soul who asks “i had my ads running actively yesterday,but why is it gone today?it shows no available data again.can anyone help?” and he will probably be raging mad when he gets the very accurate reply of “How are we going to help you? No URL, no info except the little you posted, and that don’t say anything that we can use for trouble shooting.”
These are people that, if not disabled if they ever do reach payout (which in the case of the first poster will be centuries), don’t really belong in the AdSense program. If it takes somebody a year to react, well, they just aren’t paying attention. I bet they vote for Ralph Nader.
Just put the brain in and start functioning again. I changed skins or as they are called with WordPress “Theme”.
Since WordPress is new to me and this is the first blog I have looked around in I used the default layout for a couple of days and everything was fine. I added my “Google Analytics” code and traffic was as expected for a new fresh out of the box blog. Then “curiosity got the cat” and I started playing around with some lines of code, adding a new “Theme” messing around with the pictures rotating on top right corner. Theme looked great I sat down and had a cold one while “patting myself on the back” with the great job I did.
Last night I was going over my Analytics account and “what the <insert favorite explicit>”, no traffic at ADA. Yesterday It was over a 100 uniques and today nada, zip, zilch… I’m looking at the robots.txt, .htaccess and server logs, there is traffic, why isn’t it showing up in my Analytics account?
Reminder to self!
Put the tracking code in the new skin or it will not work.
I was ready to start posting on Google Analytics Help about how Google was blocking my data… (If you believe that send me an email with your offer for the waterfront property I have in Arizona.) snowjob@example.com will get you anything you need and the rest is up to you. Work hard play hard and lie about your age.
If you read this far you have access to the button that will turn my brain back on, please hit the button. It is somewhere over there on the right —->>
Tags: .htaccess, Google Analytics, robots.txt, WordPress
I don’t have an answer that will explain it… speculation as every
thing else about Google AdSense…
- you click your own ads
- you have your friends and family click your ads
- you don’t have your codes /ads placed per Google terms /policy
- you have illegal content
- the market is saturated by big sites and make your small site irrelevant to advertisers paying for ads on your site.
- the economy sucks right now and no one is making money
- you copied your content from other sites and your account has actually been disabled without notice
- you stuffed you pages with keywords that break the rules and you don’t receive earnings for your clicks
- the content you do have may be very low paying ads content.
- your content might be irrelevant to advertisers and your site is displaying PSA’s (public service ads that pay nothing)
- your clicks are being seen as invalid and you don’t get paid for invalid clicks..why? is anybodies guess.
- your a terrorist
- someone don’t like your last name
- Google likes how we shows ads hoping to make a bit of money when actually your showing their ads for free.
- no one really makes money with Google AdSense ..its all a big conspiracy by their bigwigs to convince you in time you will make money when that is not a chance in hell you will
- the Google AdSense program is equivalent to the UFO phenomena…you see people who say they make money..BUT DO THEY REALLY? there’s no proof unless you do make money yourself.
- you own a dog and google found out about it.
- you didn’t make your ads background match your sites so people simply don’t click ads unless the background matches your sites background.
- the only ad people click is the square ones but Google didn’t tell you that…and you have rectangles.
- God hardened your visitors hearts and they refuse to click your ads and if they do He takes the income for his expenses for his workers that keep track of the “Book of Life”…which is his biggest overhead.
OK those are all the reason i can think of you may not have earnings from your clicks or no clicks at all…good luck!
jasjackson
Tags: Google AdSense, jasjackson
Another two scam sites conning people:
http://cheque4u.com*/
http://gcash.in*
does it belongs to google inc.
if not then why these people are spoiling the name OF THE MOST REPUTED
COMPANY ” GOOGLE ”
THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST FOOLING PEOPLES BY TAKING 25$
WHY DONT GOOGLE BANS THESE WEBSITE OWNERS.
If you are Sunny, continue reading, if not get back to your life… Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: AdSense Scam(er), AdSense Scams, cheque4u.com, gcash.in, googlecashcow.com, googlecashkey.com, Sunny Ramchandani
Why are we wasting time, keystrokes and effort? Sometimes I wonder if I’m glutton for punishment or just plain stupid. At times I think I’m talking to the wall because the replies are something out of a soap opera written in sand.
Why ask a question if you are not looking for an answer, or if the answer have more than 1 part ignore two of them and then continue “whining” instead of fixing it.
Can you please help me addsence is blocking my site pic4.us for no reason atll all it hase a page rank oof 4 and i have been trying to load the adds for more than 2 months i watited for the ladt because i thought than when they see its ok with google they would approve it please help
And 15 posts later after going through hoops including checking Google cache, adding links to validator and spending hours (time wasted) researching to find that the post are now back into the “whining” stages.
Sorry it is begining to be a long thread.
I have checked all the mistakes with the person who built the site.The same errors appears on on all his sites. He also has adsense instoled on all his costumers sites non of them has a problem except myn
So again we return to the issue of google blocking my site for no reason
What to
do ??
I have no idea what you will do, I am taking my massage now!
Tags: AdSense Help, Google cache
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